I mention all of this because it is Wednesday, and Wednesday is all about the tantalizing prospect of the weekend, which, once it arrives, is not unlike the water that surrounded Tantalus. When he would lower his head to drink, it would drain away.
I also mention all of this because I am trying to generate a great deal of text, so that I can share with you something that I discovered last night that made the neighbors think that someone was laughing to death in my house. It's called "The Dialectizer," and it is brilliant. You enter text and it translates it into a variety of comic languages. I will now demonstrate its amazing powers to elicit tummy-aching laughter based on even the most benign passages.
I give you "Redneck":
And "Swedish Chef":
And don't forget "Cockney":
There are many more. Isn't it hilarious? Bork bork bork.
Since a photo-less post just isn't cool